"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"
SpongeBob, where’s my order?
Did you look under the tray?
Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.
Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
this dating thing sure is tough when ur ugly
"so hows ur lovelife"
realizing that u have a crush on someone u dont have a chance with
|—||literally the dumbest question to ask a shy person ever (via n-ephthys)|