Layin all the laughs out here.

500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

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Did you look under the tray?

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Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

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officialfrenchtoast:

this dating thing sure is tough when ur ugly

I wish I had met you sooner.
(via the-psycho-cutie)

jaaassh:

"so hows ur lovelife"

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officialfrenchtoast:

realizing that u have a crush on someone u dont have a chance with

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why are you so shy
literally the dumbest question to ask a shy person ever (via n-ephthys)

do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds